Beginnings: Basic at Fort Benning

They went on: no this, no that, nothing at all of that, and don't even think about it.
Death by PowerPoint.
All the while I had to go, I really really had to go, and I looked around and scoped out where the bathroom was; there it was but no! there's drill sergeants everywhere and no one else is moving so stay low, stay low but AHHHH! I got to go! how many slides are left?
Luckily the drill sergeants found some kids sleepy and smoked us.
"The overhand arm clap!"
One two three 80! One two three 81!
The overhand arm claps helped.
But alas then came more slides, more slides, more slides.
Yup, I pissed my pants that night; it was my introduction to the Army.